This week, the subject successfully completed five days of testing on a treadmill. This subject also lost 3.7 pounds. This despite having a nice dinner out of non-aperture approved food for Mother's Day.
All future celebrations will be approved by me. Rest assured.
As a result - this subject will be given this cake.
Don't worry - this cake is virtual only - and lies on the game grid. Although I have given it to the subject - he cannot eat it. Just stare at it. Endlessly. Forever. Drooling.
This week's testing cycle is as follows.
This subject will perform 20 minutes of exercise on a treadmill 5 days this week. One day has already been performed. Four days remain.
....must be the pride of.... .
This week's testing cycle begins in 3...2...1....
Woah - wait a minute, GlaDOS. You promised me something here.
Oh - that's right. I told you that upon successfully completing week one, you could make your comment about "Main Street."
Yeah. You said I could.
You are correct. I did say that. However, due to a required testing protocol, my previous statement about allowing you to speak about "Main Street" was a lie.
Testing begins in 3...2..1...