357.3 - Cake

Each week after testing, this subject's progress will be evaluated. And should the subject be successful in his goals, a permanent mark will be placed in his file....followed by cake.

This week, the subject successfully completed five days of testing on a treadmill. This subject also lost 3.7 pounds. This despite having a nice dinner out of non-aperture approved food for Mother's Day.

All future celebrations will be approved by me. Rest assured.

As a result - this subject will be given this cake.

Don't worry - this cake is virtual only - and lies on the game grid. Although I have given it to the subject - he cannot eat it. Just stare at it. Endlessly. Forever. Drooling.

This week's testing cycle is as follows.

This subject will perform 20 minutes of exercise on a treadmill 5 days this week. One day has already been performed. Four days remain.

This subject........must be the pride of.....

This week's testing cycle begins in 3...2...1....

Woah - wait a minute, GlaDOS. You promised me something here.

Oh - that's right. I told you that upon successfully completing week one, you could make your comment about "Main Street."

Yeah. You said I could.

You are correct. I did say that. However, due to a required testing protocol, my previous statement about allowing you to speak about "Main Street" was a lie.

Testing begins in 3...2..1...