Friday, December 18, 2009

A Vist from Marley



Jonathan...

How now? What do you want with me?

Much.

For a year you have floundered in a sea of despair, depression, celebration, and stress. You have wasted the gifts you've worked hard to obtain in life. You have abandoned your health. And you are on a precipice.

No. I haven't. I'm not. It's just been a hard year. Things can turn around. Things will turn around. Why have you come to bother me, and what is that great chain you carry?

I wear the chain I forged in life. I consumed it's weight...pound by pound. Ounce by ounce. Your chain was as long and heavy as mine, seven Christmases ago. I come to you today with this chance. This one chance to help prove you right. Otherwise, your fate will be sealed, and you will be doomed for all time.

You've always been a good friend to me, Goofy. Thank you.

Over the next week - this blog will be visited by three spirits.

Um...I think I'd rather not.

Expect the first on Monday...

The second on Tuesday...

And the third....on....Thursday.

Can we not just have them all on Monday and get it over with?

No. Listen to these spirits. Learn from them. Or your fate will be worse than mine. My time grows short, and I must leave you.

No Goofy! I have so many questions! Can you speak comfort to me?

I have none to give.

Farewell Jonathan...remember what has passed between us.

MAIN STREET AWAITS!

3 comments:

  1. Cool, Goofy Marley mayhem style. Is it Monday yet?

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  2. So what does this mean?? Are you gonna make a come back?? Small package coming to u.

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  3. Wonder what the spirits will have to say. I hope something motivational and inspirational and a little kick in the rear too!

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